Monday:

A little Monday cheer for you! (including jokes, pictures, and perhaps a funny story or two).

Avoid buying flowers from monks. Only you can prevent Florist Friars.

I told a Chemistry joke once. There was no reaction. 

My puppy and kitten snuggling. (Awwwww!!!)

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second one would have ducked.

Random overheard conversation: "Well, it's already been a bad day because I've been using a palm sander..."
^^I'm sorry that your day has been so bad. I hope tomorrow goes more smoothly. Get it? because sanding? And smoothly?

On that note, I'm signing off. 

Live long and prosper, and laugh at one of the jokes at least, ya?